Bohemian Rhapsodystuck
(The lights go up, all you see is the backs of the kids and the trolls, one by one they turn around and face the audience as they sing)
All: Is this the real life?
All: Or is it Sburb I see
All: Caught in a landslide
All: No escape from this fuckassery
All: Open your eyes
All: Look up to skaia and see!
Karkat: I'm just a poor troll, I need no sympathy
Terezi, Sollux, Nepeta: Because he's easy come, easy go
Feferi, Tavros, Aradia: Little high, little low
John: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me~
John: To me
Jade: Grandpa
Jade: Just killed a kid
Jade: Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger now he's dead
Rose: Mama, Life had just begun! And now I've gone and thrown it all away
All trolls: Lusii~ oooooooh~
Sollux (to karkat): I didn't mean to make you cry
Sollux: If i'm not back again this time tomorrow
All trolls: Carry on! Carry on!
Sollux: As if nothing really matters
Dave: Too late, My time has come
Aradia: Sending shivers down my spine
Tavros: Body's aching all the time
Tavros: Goodbye everybody, i've got to go!
Dave: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth!
All trolls: Lusii!! oooooooh~
Nepeta: I don't wanna die,
Karkat: Sometimes I wish i've never been hatched at all!
Terezi: I see a little silhouetto of a human
Kanaya: pap shoosh, pap shoosh
Vriska: Where the hell did Nic Cage go?
Gamzee and Eridan: Thunderbolt and lighting, very very frightning me!
Rose: Galileo!
John: Galileo!
Jade: Galileo!
Dave: Galileo!
All kids: Galileo Figaro, Magnifico!
Eridan: I'm just a hipster troll, nobody loves me
All trolls: He's just a hipster troll, with a rich legacy
All trolls: Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Vriska (Draped on Tavros): Easy come easy go
Tavros: Will you let me go?
Vriska(Grabs tavros' arm and pulls): Toreador! I will not let you go!
Gamzee (Grabs tavros' other arm and pulls) Let him go!
Vriska: Toreador! I will not let you go!
Karkat and Sollux (grabs gamzee and pulls, karkat behind gamzee, sollux behind kk): Let him go!
Vriska (Grabs eridan as well and pulls one of his arms): Orphaner! I will not let you go!
Kanaya and Nepeta (Grab karkat and pull nepeta behind karkat and kanaya behind karkat) and Feferi and Aradia grab eridan, fef behind eridan and aradia behind fef: let him go!
Vriska: will not let them go
The kids (Join the two sides): Let them go!
Vriska (lets go and runs to John instead, causing everyone to turn around and pull on john): Never! Never let him go!
Everyone except Equius, who walks around the back behind everyone, and STRONGPULLS EVERYBODY, sending them all flying in his direction.
Equius: Let him go
Vriska: Ah! no no no no no no no no
Rose: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia
Aradia (Being escorted up by equius, but sharply composing herself and wrenching her arm out of Equius's hand): Let me go!
Karkat: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me
Karkat: For me
All: For meeeeeeeee!
Eridan (To Sollux): So you think you can stop me with your glowing eyes?
Eridan (To Vriska): So you think you can hate me and leave me to die?
Eridan (To Feferi): Oh baby, can't do this to me baby!
Eridan: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here
Aradia: Nothing really matters
Terezi: Anyone can see
Sollux: Nothing really matters, to me.
(Everyone walks off stage slowly, John is left standing)
John: Any way the wind blows~

#Homestuck #Bohemian Rhapsody #this is gorgeous #I want to do this at AFO this year

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