Anonymous asked: I mean every place is different some are "classy" and some are like bars

I need to go to a strip club so I can write about it

I need details dammit

Anonymous asked: Lots of thirsty people throwing money to someone who they'll never be able to get

No like I got that I understood that but like

I need details man. Like I have one friend who’s a pole dancer and she told me that they have VIP strippers who have sex with customers for a shitton of cash and i’m just like “Yeah thats the mechanics I like to hear about, whats the management like, do those places have just a bar or do they serve food?”

Like literally my only experience with strip clubs is from one episode from HIMYM where they had thanksgiving at a strip club and thats it. Like I don’t go out to places I’m really sheltered and have absolutely zero interest in stuff like that so I literally do not know anything.

Ayyyy shoutout to my frisky followers can anybody tell me what goes down in a strip club (preferably a male strip club but like either is cool i’m guessing they all have the same general theme and things that happen there or whatever)

Because I’ve never been to one and I’m writing a fic and I don’t know what to google.

coachmcguirk:

someone: frogs

me: 

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officialporrim:

elanorpam:

malicehaughton:

mmolio:

I was introduced to a 2 year old girl called Vriska yesterday.

It’s begun.

i was in a doctor’s office once, and this kid was running around and screaming and making a huge fuss.  And then his parents come along and I found out his name was Karkat.

dang

i met a guy named dave once

wHAT AM I DOING I HAVE BANDOLIER COVERS TO MAKE AND TATTOS TO PRINT

fandomofmakorra:

irohslotustile:

I just went on the Nick Facebook page to take a look and literally every single comment on the page was either negative, or something about Korra.

I was actually tearing up a bit at the support the show’s got and how people are really trying to show Nick what we really want. 

Here’s a link if you want to take a look yourself. 

goodness gracious

tbh you could commission any cosplay item you make for like a million neopoints or whatever because you’re that talented just saying

Yeah but neopoints isn’t real money. I need like real money to live. Unless neopoints can somehow be transferred into real money in which case yo link me to that shit i need to know

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